"Where The Bloody Hell Are Ya?"

That is the question relating to my new idea for a tourism ad!
It goes a little something like this, opens with a shot of a lush green area over looking Tweed Heads, with voice over.
Then opens to a scene of a Jason Voorhees look-a-like standing in front of a barbecue cooking with two other males next to him who are real fair dinkim aussies! There is some more voice over to be included in that clip.
Then it goes into a overview of a lovely body of water, where the Jason character is standing. Jason then snaps as he is about to go for a swim he remember shis fear of water etc (Anyone who knows the Friday The 13th series knows the story behind that) and then goes and kills a near by person, probably female.. The end scene Jason machete is stuck in a tree with blood dripping off it, with the text or voice over saying "Where the bloody hell are ya?"